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If you'd like to come see. me for a show in SE/LENTS please fill out the entire form below..

My weekly schedule for walk-in live shows for SE PDX/LENTS is
most often updated on Instagram
and mentioned on Bluesky and on X/Twitter


Otherwise, use this form for questions. Explicit questions ie questions about specific acts or activities that I offer/not offer will be discarded. Don't ruin it for yourself! Please use your big throbbing vocabulary to write me a message.

If my session offering descriptions are not enough to satiate your curiosity and you absolutely are thirsting to know more, I offer phone consultations: 10 minutes is $40 paid via Cashapp, before we speak. This is not a fantasy phone call. Refer to Encounters to read about distance sessions.

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