I'm ready to meet you!

How to Schedule

● Decide what service you want
If my session offering descriptions are not robust enough to satiate your curiosity and you absolutely are thirsting to know more, I offer phone consultations: 15 minutes is $50 paid via Cashapp, before we speak. This is not a fantasy phone call.

If you would like a bespoke hybrid session that isn't mentioned, note on your form for an updated fee quote. I am happy to give you a free phone call to discuss particulars, after booking and deposit is complete.

● Scheduling
You will be most successful meeting me with proper advance planning! For last-minute-horny emergencies, I will request an additional fee to drop everything and come see you.

● Proceed to my booking form
This takes 2 minutes or less.
Please use you big throbbing vocabulary!
Scroll down to view the form.

● I will follow up to request the rest of your screening info and confirm deposit amount. Please send it promptly.
Never mention "deposit" on Cashapp transactions.
Instead for the note, use: "groceries", "camping" etc.
You are not on my calendar until deposit is complete.

You are welcome to text me for future meetings.
Deposit may still be requested on case-by-case basis.

Location Options

Hate forms? Use this
BOOKING REQUEST FORM - COPY AND PASTE INTO YOUR EMAIL
Send to: Naturally.deviant@proton.me
Full name:

Email:

Main phone number (no burner numbers please)

Ok to text you? yes/no/only when i text first

Session type: Classic / Kinky /BDSM / Duo / Client SpecialList 3 days and time windows you would like to meet.

Be specific. I RARELY available same-day and I charge a same-day-request rush fee!

Length of meeting:

Location: Incall ($100 fee) / Outcall (your hotel or residence with a reference)

Where are you coming from if you are meeting me at my place?

Screening part 1: Public professional account, social media account, press articles featuring you
No social media? Send me a reference. You must include her e-mail address or phone number and current provider ad.

Anything you'd like to make know to Amber? That could include health or mobility limitations, relevant allergies, your gender, sensory accommodations, or other concerns. Nothing explicit please.

Session Request Form

A few quick but important notes:

• I do not meet with anonymous people due to the sensitive nature of the services that are being offered. If you can't trust me with your real name, I don't want to be in a room with you alone.
  This information is COMMON and STANDARD to be requested from reputable professionals, along with a monetary deposit.
  
  If you are unwilling to share materials that verify your identity, you must have a verifiable reference from the past 4 months. That means a provider with an active ad, and a website or social media that is current. Please check with your contact first before sharing their information with me. This can take a couple days to sort out and is not ideal for short notice meetings unless they are fast to respond.

  
  

• This form is to streamline booking and verify that you are who you say that you are and no other reason. To complete this booking request, please email a selfie with your license and a photo of your license or other valid ID to naturally.deviant@proton.me
  I will follow up ASAP
  

• Your information will never be shared or retained, responses are deleted upon verification.

Amber, I've never done this before! how do I know you're real?

Did you know that the ad you probably found me though required a state ID and my own personally identifying information to get an account? Well, it did!
Yes, there is a rise of AI and stolen identity profiles, which makes things tricky! But this is why you're being smart and doing your research. Well, my good man, I have multiple social media accounts (3, actually!) which go back years! You generally want your date to have some kind of social media presence and/or consistencies between their ads and other branding materials. Feel free to check mine out.

Instagram // Bluesky // X/Twitter


I've gotten scammed before / I don't want to send a deposit / You must be a scammer since you're asking for money!

Unless you have a robust verifiable reference and are requesting an outcall, I require a deposit. Why? Not only do I spend money to rent my incall space that I may be meeting you at, a desposit respects both of our time. You are putting forth money as an act of good will that you will show up to honor the plans we made, and I will as well.

I'm sorry to hear you got scammed. However, there are ways to prevent that.
Part of not getting scammed is doing your research beforehand, instead of sending money willy-nilly to the first hottie that catches your attention and demands you to send money over Cashapp (although, if that's hot to you, don't let me yuck your yum!).

Does she have social media? How long have you been following her account, how long has it been active for?
Website? Reviews?
Do her photos look consistent across all of her advertising platforms?
Are there more than a handful of photos, or are they all the same across all platforms? Do they show personality? Are they generic?
Does she look like a real person vs a too-good-to-be-true polished and ai generated images?
You can cross check her ads, socials, and website to see that the info matches (Phone numbers are subject to change more often, as sometimes purveyors of intimacy get their account suspended unfortunately. Rude! But you can email and verify that it matches her ad and/or website).

If the answer is yes, you're probably dealing with a real person. If not, you may want to be more careful. Maybe consider book a PAID phone call or video call first if she offers them (ie a lesser monetary commitment) before booking a full session!

Lastly, I cannot pay my rent and life expenses on measly deposits alone. I would much rather have a date with you than spend all that time trying to steal $100 (major eye roll). It would also wreck my reputation. Words gets around. Social media accounts get shut down by angry fellows who got their money taken. You don't have to be one of them. And once you meet me, you'll understand what a gem I am. Business first, then pleasure.
Do the math. I believe in you.

Why do you need my ID?

If you haven't turned on the news in a while, it's weird out there y'all.
Due to the nature of our time together I'd like to know who I will be meeting with behind closed doors.
But also...To make sure you aren't a cop or wanted by the cops.
I also do not see minors so I need to see your date of birth.
Anyone attempting to furnish fake information will not have a second chance to.

Why do you need my LinkedIn / social media?

Just like you will be checking into my social accounts to make sure my pictures and vibe matches, I also will be making sure the info you gave to me has consistency across platforms that your occupy online. I want to see if your name and face match the ID you've provided.

...but my wife/girlfriend/boyfriend/great aunt/accountant keeps tabs on my spending and a CashApp transaction is SUSPICIOUS!!!

No problem, I take crypto currency! If you don't use that, you can also send me an Amazon gift card! I hate using Amazon and usually don't need to buy anything there, but I have plenty of friends in need that I can shop and make someone's life a bit easier. It doesn't benefit me and I can't pay my rent that way-- I don't prefer this way of receiving deposit, but it is a last resort and acceptable enough as a work-around.

But I have a family / an important job. I can't send you my ID or LinkedIn or social media... I want to be anonymous.

WOW! I also have a family. I need to stay healthy and safe for them. That requires knowing exactly who I will be spending time with, behind closed doors. I have no interest in getting you fired, telling your boss, fucking up your marriage, breaking you up from your partner, or outing you online. The thought of that is horrifying, actually. It makes me suspicious that you don't have my best interest at heart when you insist on being anonymous. It makes me suspicious that you are just trying to book as a fantasy and don't plan to show up. Not a great vibe, dude! I'm not into it AT ALL.

I can assure you that hiring someone like myself is actually extremely normal, common, and nothing to be ashamed about. My clients are common people- fathers, construction workers, baristas, DJ's, accountants, dog walkers... I have seen men and even a few women of all walks of life. All races, body sizes, and you know... other sizes haha. I know you are anxious about one evening of sexy fun ruining your life, but that simply will not happen with me, unless you bungle something on your end.

The cool thing about hiring a professional is that we can enjoy our time together, and then I disappear until you want to see me again. I expect to be left to exist in peace, as well. I didn't build my business by kissing and telling.

If you would like to be put more at ease, you can opt to arrange an in-person screening date coffee/beer/snack date which is $200 up-front for a half hour, and the cost of whatever I order at the place that you invite me to.

For Newbies
and Paranoid, Lesser-Lucky, Scared, or Entitled Gentleman